Bathroom Humor Never Looked So Good!

Add a little sass, personality, and laughter to your bathroom with our Cheeky Bathroom Embroidered Waffle Towels from the Sew Me Crazy Home Collection!

Who says bathroom essentials have to be boring?

Each generously sized towel features a playful saying professionally machine-embroidered in bold black thread on a beautiful 100% cotton waffle-weave towel.

Whether you're decorating your guest bathroom, treating yourself, or searching for a hilarious housewarming gift, these towels deliver the perfect combination of everyday function and cheeky humor.

Choose Your Favorite Design:

1. This Is a Bathroom, Not an Internet Cafe – Shit & Split

A not-so-subtle reminder for guests who enjoy spending a little too much time in the bathroom! Features decorative lettering and an adorable toilet paper roll with a heart.

2. If You Sprinkle While You Tinkle

A playful bathroom classic with decorative script lettering, sparkling stars, and a charming toilet paper illustration. A funny reminder to be neat and wipe the seat!

Product Details

• Size: 20" × 30"

• Material: 100% cotton

• Texture: Waffle weave

• Color: Light gray and white with subtle woven stripes

• Embroidery: Black thread

• Professionally machine-embroidered in Georgia

• Sold individually

• Limited quantities available

• Ready to ship

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly over embroidery. Follow any additional instructions on the manufacturer's care label.

A Little Sass for Your Space!

Perfect for guest bathrooms, powder rooms, housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, and anyone who appreciates a little grown-up bathroom humor.

Price: $22 per towel

Select your preferred design before checkout. Each purchase includes one embroidered towel. Some designs contain adult language.

Sew Me Crazy Creations & Boutique | Home Collection

Limited-batch merchandise. Available while supplies last.